(Matthew McConaughey voice)
Alright alright alright, it sure is nice to get a W. It’s a lot more fun to win a game you should lose than lose a game you should win, man. There’s a lot of people talkin’ a lot of shit about Coach Staley right now, but I’ll tell you what, it’d be a lot cooler if we all had some of whatever he was smokin’ on that 4th down call, man! Maybe that’s not what anybody else would do in that situation, but you just gotta let Staley be Staley, kick back, and enjoy the ride. Let me tell you this, the older you get the more rules they're gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N.
Fuck the Raiders, man. I love those redheads!