Alright, Soldiers!
Let’s huddle up for a minute. Jim Harbaugh knows everyone is feeling the weight of that loss right now. It stings, and it should. Each player put their heart and soul into this season, and it’s tough to see it end like this. But coach wants everyone to take a moment and remember……..the sun WILL come up tomorrow and we WILL attack the day with an enthusiasm unknown to mankind!
Yes, we didn’t achieve the outcome we wanted, but sometimes you have to walk thru hell to get to heaven soldiers! This isn’t the end; it’s just the beginning. With Joe Hortiz, Jim Harbaugh and Justin Herbet, we will rise thru the ashes of defeat and FUCK SHIT UP NEXT SEASON!!!!!
My first question is directed at YOU Coach! Jim Harbaugh said in his post presser that this Chargers team has been his favorite team he’s ever been a part of…….how much of that statement do you believe to be true and what are your thoughts? FUCK YEA SOLDIER!!!!
My next question is directed at YOU Kev! Despite the loss, our adventure together for the playoff game was EPIC!!! Starting with morning breakfast burritos from the Broads, walking 16 flights of stairs, and Q signing your jersey in real life!!! Who’s got it better than you?!?!?!? Who’s got it better than me?!?!! WHO’s GOT IT BETTER THAN US?!?!?!?
LETS FUCKIN GO CADET!!!!!
And my last question is directed at YOU Wooldog! Can I hire you to leave my outgoing voicemail greeting with one of your EPIC voices?!?! I’m thinking a mix of Macho Man with Hulk Hogan will do just fine BROTHER!!!
Anyways……Missed you Kyle and Wooldog at the playoff game!
And don’t worry boys, I’m gonna blow up this podcast all offseason with outrageous shit!!!! Maybe my brother in law George will even send in a question!
Oh and did I mention that during the offseason, I plan to resume elevator usage to rest my legs for next season!!
As always……
FUCK THE RAIDERS
BURN THE KINGDOM
KICK THE DONKIES
BOOBIES!!!!!!!!
And……
SUCK……..MY BUTT!!!!!!!!