When I knew my hairline could grow no thinner
And as they were dialing my next of kin’er
Someone done stopped that damned old spinner
On “Winner… winner… chicken dinner!”
Something went wrong it surely did seem
And then we learned and our pants we did cream
"Coach Harbaugh is ours!!!" we shouted and screamed
Like McHomes when he cry's that the refs are so mean
Now for the query of my favorite 3 guys,
Who’s more excited, between you and I?
Don’t even f’n try
K LUV U BYE!!!