Listen up Soldiers!
It’s been another week of boring offseason football……we signed Trey Lance, who the fuck cares, and Andrew attempted to broker a peace deal with Brother Duggin!!
Peace is a funny thing soldiers….. it’s overrated. In a world where competition drives innovation and progress, why should we settle for harmony? It’s through conflict that we truly discover our strengths. Wars have built nations and propelled societies forward. Without conflict, we would stagnate, lacking the motivation to strive for greatness. Doesn’t Harbaugh always tell us that “competitors are welcome” ????
Peace may sound noble, but it often leads to complacency. Look around—every time we choose to resolve our issues amicably, we miss out on the thrill of confrontation, the rush of victory, and the lessons learned from struggle. So let’s embrace our differences, let’s celebrate war! After all, isn’t it through our fiercest battles that we find our true selves?
COACH…………..THE WAR LIVES ON!!!!!
Now onto my questions…..COACH!!! If you had to arm wrestle Trey Lance, Dicker the Kicker or JK Scott, who would it be?
My next question is directed at YOU Kev! Will you prove that you don’t HATE Loveland by writing a small poem about your deep love and admiration for him? If the broncos draft him, is your hate for him now justified? I still can’t but wonder if this whole hatred for him is some how Brandon Staley’s fault…….AHHHHHH FUCK!!!!
My final question is directed at YOU Wooldog! Where will you be watching the NFL Draft?!?!?!? Are you and Kev planning to do a live stream?!?!?
As always……
FUCK THE RAIDERS
BURN THE KINGDOM
KICK THE DONKIES
AND……..SUCK…….MY BUTT!!!!!!!!