(In Korg's voice) (Kiwi phonic accent's attempted below)
Hello ther-eh this is Korg. I'm made of rohcks. I'm also Thor's beist freend. Not your Thor, but my Thor. Your Thor throws bombs, mine throws an ahxle. He use to throw a hammer, but now his girlfriend does. Or well his ex-girlfriend is with his ex-hammer and they're also a Thor. Sure ahh-re a l-oht of Thor's these dahh-ys.
Anyway, I was thinking about your Thor, Herbert. He has a little brother up in Oregon that plays tight end and trains with him in the off-season. They are saying that he is projecting to be a 2nd or 3rd round pick next year. As much as I believe Everett will have a great year. Seeing a Herbert to Herbert connection for the future just sounds way too amazing. Also, Lombardi loves his tight ends and 2 TE sets. What do you think the odds are that we draft Patrick Herbert given our current depth?
Also, fun fact. Russell Wilson has never beat the Chargers. Do you think that stays true this year? I don't think WK17 should count if we are resting starters bc we've already locked down a first-round bye!
O also Fuck the Raiders. They're not even good pirates, I know space pirates and even they suck.
