(voice of Cillian Murphy from Peaky Blinders) While the peaky bolt boyz are out back taking care of the Grinch, I am slowly finishing off this case of Modelos. Aaaah...that was good. (hickup) I want to take this final opportunity to throw my now empty bottles at the last regime (hickup--John Spanos please step down) and point out that every one of their first round picks falls into 1 of 3 categories: It was either ONE...a player that "fell to them" which basically took no real thought in choosing. Think Joey Bosa, Derwin James, Justin Herbert, Rashawn Slater. (hickup--John Spanos please step down) or TWO...it was a player in a "position of need" because THEY stupidly (hickup--John Spanos please step down) created the hole during the off season with early cuts and not resigning players. Think Melvin Gordon, Zion Johnson (hickup--John Spanos please step down) or THREE...my favorite, WE are smarter than everyone else so we choose Jerry Tillery, big whiff, DJ Fluker, big whiff, Kenneth Murray, move back into the first round super big whiff or how about Mike Williams (who I actually like a lot--shout out Mike! Mike! Mike! gonna miss you--please don't sign with KC) but they picked him over Christian McCaffrey, Patrick Mahomes and TJ Watt. How the f*ck did TJ Watt fall to 30??? (hickup--John Spanos please step the f*ck down). The only 1st round pick I'll give a pass on is Jason Verrett because he was a stud, but he could never stay healthy. (hickup--f*cking Chargers injury curse...f*cking John Spanos...please step the f*ck down). Okay, okay, on to my two questions: first, who will fall to us in this year's draft OR will our beloved Chargers "charger" and beat KC this weekend and completely mess up their potential top 5 position? F*cking John Spanos. Second question is for the Coach...did you see my "Saving Private Herbert" graphic? Wooldog, please share the image on the podcast. Harbaugh better save Herbert. F*cking John Spanos. Happy New Year fellas...I'm off to my anger management group. May 2024 bring your shamelessly positive podcast a few more certified Freshies and NOT a bunch of Swifties like Sofi will probably be run over with this coming Sunday...(bluuuuah) I just puked on my keyboard. Hey Dean, go tell John to please step the f*ck down and let Harbaugh do his thing! p.s. If this made the judges laugh, the hats are very cool, but please consider gifting me instead one of your custom embroidered Chargerchat patches for my jersey. That would be very peaky...KLUB!
