Valley Girl voice
"Hello Biiiitchhhhes, long time listener first time ask boltfam poster. I've been a Charger fan for like 25 years now and have been through hell and back with this team. However, i have and will always be an Optimus Prime instead of a Negatron. So i will give some silver lining to this Sundays game.
Rashawn Slater is a mother fucking wall on the blindside * chefs kiss *
Offense ranked 1st in EPA per play at .308, i have no idea what that means but i hear its good. Offense also ranked 1st in PFF rush grade (83.3), rush yards BEFORE contact (88), and 17 runs for 1st down! Shoutout Eric Smith for these stats * Chef's kiss *
We ran for 234 mother fucking yards which means the preseason was not a fluke * chef's kiss *
JC Jackson What the fuckety fuck fuck....sorry sorry that was Negatron not optimun prime i apologize. I digress, I dont know what that word means but it feel right.
I will stay positive because i feel that there were some great positives signs from this game that we can look forward for the rest of the season on offense and im excited to see the rest of the season with Hebert and the Kellen offense. Finally my questions for the Shamelessly positive pod, by the way my twitter handle is in honor of you guys. How do you guys stay positive after the difficult losses? I personally, stay off the negatron hellscape that is twitter. Take some time away from football and media stuff and in a couple of days I'm bolting the fuckup again. K luv u Byeeeee!