Please read in a Sean Connery voice
Happy Tuesday Gentlemen. And what a day it is. Walking around work today with that Big Dicker Energy, Bolted Up Hard. Monday Night's game was something special. We all know Special Teams and Defense showed up in a big way for the win During Prime time on Monday night.
2 and 1/2 sacks for Bosa, 2 for Mack, 2 for Tuli, 1 for Marlowe, and 1/2 for the Fox
What do we call this Sack Machine? Tuli Bear & Mack Sack Attack? Big Sack Big D...........Fense
That was special.
Our ST was Awesome as well. Davis with over 100 yards in Punt returns including a 87 YARD TOUCHDOWN!!!
Cameron Dicker the Three Legged Kicker A.K.A. DickPecfect Nailed all 5 Field Goals inclugind a massive 55yd BOOT with ease. Then to seranade us with slow motion water bottle shower and hair flip..... I did not need my Boltagra as my bolt was BOLTED HARD already.
Our Offense though, looked Rough. And not like your mother likes it Alex Trebek...... heh heh heh....
The highlight of the big O, being Kenan's catch that topped 10,000 for his carrer. This was one of the most spectacular catches I have ever seen. Hnads down the catch of the year so far.
Question.... Who is getting Game Balls today? Kevin you get offense, Adam you get Special teams and Kyle you get our BIG SACK D.
I would say no Copying Coach Staley But there goes the whole team. LOL. But think outside of the box.....
ITS Victory Brisket TIME FTR
BTFU KILUBYE