Where to start? Got a few topics to touch on here.
Coach, It’s okay that you trimmed your beard, Even though I was loving the thickness. Your beard your choice isn’t that what they say? You’re still sexy as hell don’t you worry.
The nipples….(*sigh) Last week I said the only thing that would soften my nips, would be an O line pick at 5. And the encouragement I received from Kevin really inspired me to get through this moment. I have decided that I will not let anything stop me!!! After seeing the rest of the draft WE ARE FUCKING BACK BABY!!! I am going to fully trust our staff with Alt at right tackle. If this works out, we may have the best tackle tandem in the NFL. I am imagining us this season running a 4 min drill on the Chiefs in Kansas City and just POUNDING THE FUCKING ROCK UP THEIR BUNGHOLIOS!!!! Herbo in victory formation at Arrowhead is going to tingle thy nips to dangerous levels.
Lastly, as an Oregon Ducks fan, it pains my soul to see Bo Nix and Troy Franklin go to the Broncos. As well as Jackson Powers Johnson go to the Raiders. I must sadly move on. As they say, FUCK THE BRONCOS FUCK THE RAIDERS AND ALL DAY AND NIGHT SUCK MY BUTT KANSAS CITY CHIEFS
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