In the voice of Elmo
Hi all it's Elmo, Hehehe! First time posting but Elmos been listening since 2020! This show is one of the reasons Elmo stayed a fan after they left San Diego, so thank you for that! Elmo will keep it short and sweet, just like cookies, since Elmo knows we are all still recovering from the multiple mini-heart attacks we have weekly because of the Chargers. Oh boy!
We have the talent and the team to make a far push into the playoffs, Elmo really believes it! Elmo thinks we could have been 4-0 at this point, but things happen, it's the NFL! Losing by a combined 5 points in our first two games isn't the worst scenario in the world. We do need a good streak coming out of the bye week to keep on pace with the Chiefs, so we can hopefully become first in the division!
That being said,
What are 3 things they need to go into this bye week and improve on for the long stretch ahead?
Elmo personally feels the passing game without Mike Williams needs to be figured out, QJ is good but he is not Mike Williams. We need to use him to his strengths, just like Elmo plays to his ticklish spots! We also got to heal up as well. Finally, maybe we should scheme up some better 4th and 1 plays because Elmo backs going for it, but the play calls just seem all over the place, like Elmo's rubber duckie in the bathtub!
Oh, and since it's bye week, Elmo wants to know, how will you be relaxing and letting your heart recover? Elmo loves to relax with a good bedtime story and a glass of milk!
Elmo really hopes we beat the Cowboys, that would be a big statement to all the haters! Elmo says C is for Chargers! Hehehe!
Can't take all the credit for this one chatGPT helped write this so hope you enjoyed it.
FTR, BTFU, KLUB