(in the voice of the great Mrs. Doubtfire)
Oh Hellooo! I know we're double dippin' but we couldn't stand the idea of you being bombarded with all the negative nancy questions after this most heartbreaking of heartbreaks. I hate Nancy. Don't worry, dearies, the pain is temporary. As my good friend, Gandalf, once said, "this too shall pass." Little known fact, after he said that...he farted. Gas. He was talking about passing gas. Still, the quote is very handy to bring comfort during trying times. We have a couple questions for you, to distract your mind from its current despair. Firstly, who was a player this season that wasn't really on your radar at the beginning, but low-key you fell in love with towards the end? And secondly, which stadium/fanbase are you most looking forward to us braving next season. We love you guys so much and can never express how thankful we are to have found you. KLUBYE And bolt the fuck up.