Listen Up Soldiers!
During the 2024 season we accomplished the following things:
Swept the Broncos
Swept the Raiders
Obtained the top AFC Wildcard Seed
And finally had homefield advantage at SOFI!!
LETS FUCKIN GO CADETS!!!!!!! And this is supposed to be a rebuild year?!?!!?
FUCK YOU ADAM RANK!!!!!!
My first question is directed at YOU Coach! Exactly how much butt sucking did the Raiders do on Sunday? On a scale of 1-10 where 1 is a subtle kiss on the cheek and 10 is a full frontal ass party?!?!?
My next question is directed at YOU Kev! What did you end up doing last week? Whatever it was…..it worked!!!! We will need you to wear the EXACT same clothes and visit ALL the same places as last week! Remember soldier, Superstitions are only weird if they don’t work!
And my last question is directed at YOU Wooldog! You buy those pants yet? It’s time to finally PULL IT DOWN in Houston and scream SUCK MY FUCKIN BUTT AT EVERYONE NOT WEARING CHARGERS COLORS!!
LETS FUCKIN GO BOYS!!!!!!
FUCK THE RAIDERS
BURN THE KINGDOM
KICK THE DONKEY’s
And…..
SUCK…..
MY BUTT!!!!!!