(Voice of Major Pain preferably or Army Sargent)
It's been 1 whole week since I've poked me a Duggin. And already I'm startin' to get the itch. Problem is I got nothin' to scratch. God, I'm hungry. Hungry for war, hungry for Bolt Fam blood. Hell, I'm just plain ol' hungry.
You think I owe you an apology, Kyle?
Want me to take back some of those mean and hurtful little things I said?
OK, I'm sorry you're just a little turd who lets Ramsey continue to be his kryptonite. Now you drop down and give me 5 for talking about me on Patreon!
Count 'em out for him, Wooldog! Let me see that Tootsie Roll!!
One! Don't you feel dumb?
Two! Look at you.
Three! Is Trey Lance the new Stone Smartt? I find it hard to believe they bring him in just to be a back up.
Four! Don't you ever make Patreon videos about me behind my back, or else I'll stomp you into the ground!
Five! When was the first episode of Ask Bolt Fam, and what were your questions/first voices like, Adam?
If you don't accept your peace deal from IG Kyle, Me and Sgt. Juice Frances are going to continue storming your beaches like Normandy!! We don’t do Covert operations, we ride straight into the belly of the beast because we are Bolt Fam Patriots!!
Or, if I have your word, we can coordinate a game this year. The choice is yours, but I’m knocking until the door opens.
K Luv U Bye