(Voice of Major Pain preferably or Army Sargent)
It's been 1 whole week since I've poked me a Duggin. And already I'm startin' to get the itch. Problem is I got nothin' to scratch. God, I'm hungry. Hungry for war, hungry for Bolt Fam blood. Hell, I'm just plain ol' hungry.
You think I owe you an apology, Kyle?
Want me to take back some of those mean and hurtful little things I said?
OK, I'm sorry you're just a little Duggin who lets Ramsey continue to be his kryptonite. Now drop down and give me 5 for talking about me on Patreon!
Count 'em out for him, Wooldog! I want to see his Tootsie Roll!!!
One! Don't you feel dumb?
Two! Look at you.
Three! Is Trey Lance the new Stone Smartt, and what are the chances this rugby guy makes it to the roster as the 3rd TE?
Four! Don't you ever make Patreon videos about me behind my back, or else I'll stomp you into the ground.
Five! When was the first episode of Ask Bolt Fam, and what were your first voices, Adam?
If you don't accept your peace deal from IG Kyle, I’m gonna make you tough to break. Or, if I have your word, we can coordinate a game this year. The choice is yours, but I’m knocking until the door opens.
K Luv U Bye