(Angry army guy)
What the fuck maggots!!!! It’s already June and Wooldog hasn’t reported in with what jersey he plans to get? Kev already bought his! Coach says he’s getting a Polo with Harbaugh on the back, get it together twinkle toes!!! Declare your damn jersey and let’s get this fuggin party movin!!!
Now on to my questions…….
ONE. Why the fuck does Tre Pipkins suck so much god damn donkey dick at blocking?!!? He couldn’t stop my grandma from rushing the QB! DAG GUMMIT!!!!!
TWO. Who the fuck cares about my 2nd question until we figure out what the fuck is wrong with Tre Pipkins……GAAAAAALEE!!!!!!
JESUS CRIMINITY, someone, maybe Coach, tell me what we should do with him? Guard? Bench, Practice Squad, Mowing Kevin’s lawn? He’s gotta go somewhere and I’m starting to think Kev was right all along………
Kuddos to you Kev! And if Wooldog, you say you’re gonna buy a Tre Pipkins jersey, Kev and I are both gonna beat you over the head with a bat, invite you to play golf with us and shoot you with paint balls on the 18th hole!!!! YIIPPE KI YAY MUTHER FUCKER!!!!!
FUCK THE RAITURDS
BURN THE KINGDOM
SQUASH THE DONKIES
And
SUCK MY BUTT!!!!!
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