Listen Up Chat-A-teers!!!
This has got to be one of the most boring weeks of the NFL offseason! I haven’t seen this little action since my Prom night in high school! This was the equivalent of getting Football blue balls that shoot directly past your scrotum and straight to the bread basket!
My first question is directed at Kev! What in the actual fuck are we gonna do at the Chargers home opener against the RaiTURDS to get everyone’s attention!?!? Should we streak the field screaming at the ref to SUCK OUR BUTT?!?!? Send me some ideas maggot!!
My second question is directed at you Wooldog! What should we do when we first lock eyes at Thunder Alley!?!? Finger pistols? High Five? Hug!!!!??? Don’t even think about giving me of those weak ass one arm hugs! I want a big fuckin BRO HUG with both arms!
Also, Kev and I may need your help as a decoy while we streak the field! Can you handle that cadet?!?!?
And my final question is to you Coach Kyle and is a 3 part question: 1. In your honest opinion, do you think Justin Herbert makes the AFC pro bowl this year as a starter?!?!? 2. Does Harbaugh win Coach of the Year?!?!? 3. Do we make the AFC Championship game and knock the Chiefs out of the playoffs?!?!?!?
LETS FUCKIN GO CADETS and as always……
SUCK……….MY BUTT!!!!!!