(angry army voice)
GOD DAMMIT!!!….MUTHAFUCKA JONES!!!!
How in the holy hell are ya?!?!?
I know how I’m doin, and that’s fuckin AWESOME!!
I’m about to make my way down to LA and visit Chargers training camp cadets!
COACH!!!!!!!!!! You gonna be there maggot or am I gonna have to drive down to SD and kidnap you!?!??
My first question is directed at you Kev!!!! What player has impressed you the most at training camp so far? Also, GOD DAMMIT MUTHAFUCKA JONES!!!!!! Will Justin Herbert sign my football at training camp?!?!?!?
My next question is directed at YOU Wooldog!!! What impact do you think Rashawn Slater getting hurt at training camp will have?!?!? Also…….GOD DAMMIT MUTHAFUCKA JONES!!!!!! Do YOU think Justin Herbert will sign my football at training camp!?!???
My last question is directed at YOU John Cena!!!! I mean Coach!!!! I accidentally called you John Cena again because lately it’s been hard to SEE YOU on the podcast!!!! Jk Coach! You know I love you!!! KARATE IN THE GARAGE REMEMBER?!!? Which Edge rusher leads the Chargers in sacks this year?!?!? GOD DAMMIT MUTHAFUCKA JONES!!!! Do YOU think Justin Herbert will sign my football at training camp?!?!?
Anyways, love you all!
FUCK THE RAIDERS
BURN THE KINGDOM
KICK THE DONKEYS
FUCK YOU STALEY
AND SUCK…..
MY BUTT!!!!!!