(peaky voice of Cillian Murphy) See what happens...when you're up against it...and your season is on the line...you finally find a way not to lose...two weeks in a row no doubt...See what happens...when people call you washed up...you go out and set a record and get 6 sacks...6 f*cking sacks...See what happens...when you mess with my quarterback...and ONLY get tossed out the game...I think me and some of the boyz need to make a little visit to (cough cough) house in Vegas and remind him to never try that again...See what happens when you go for it on 4th down deep in your own territory with a QB who shouldn't be under center risking his season AND you don't f*cking make it...I think me and some of the boyz need to make a little visit to (cough cough) house during the bye and remind him to stop trying to lose your f*cking job every week...See what happens...when you have too many Modelos and start typing an Ask Boltfam monologue and there's no one around to say "Dude...why the f*ck are you talking to yourself like Cillian Murphy and why do you keep dropping F bombs?" You rarely curse...Well, you trust Adam will bleep out most of the bad words and Coach Kyle's kids are probably sleeping and I'm betting Kevin is alone in a hotel room somewhere in eastern Europe. Enjoy the bye everyone and smile because your Chargers just beat the f*cking Raiders. Before I go, special shout out to you three Charger Chat boyz, the Brisketbroads, Reekay from DHBC, Fred @Tha_Frederation and my boy Ravi for joining forces with me...PeakyBolts...if you haven't already, go check out our shamelessly positive video on youtube and "Boltuuup!" (stick out your tongue) KLUB (feel free to roll the clip)
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