(Christopher Walken voice)
Wow! My sphincter can officially unclench! That 4th quarter was bananas. After the last 4 wins this season I’d like to officially nominate a new definition of the verb to “Charger“ (previously meaning to lose a game in some kind of batshit crazy way, like fumbling a kneel-down or head-butting someone after a great defensive stop in the playoffs). From now on “Chargering” means to FAKE a horrible game-losing play, only to WIN anyway, thus mind-fucking an entire fanbase while simultaneously checking the charge status of defibrillators all across the Southland! Am I right? Seriously guys, you know that in any other year it would either be Younghoe Koo missing field goals for us or NOT missing them against us, but not today!
A big Shout-out to Herbo and Palmer for stepping up with the game on the line! Great goddamn win!!
And, as today’s other events also demonstrated, God really does take every opportunity to Fuck The Raiders!!
k luv u bye