Narrator (in a cheerful tone):Feeling stuck in life? Tired of talking to your therapist about your “deepest fears,” only to get a "uh-huh," and a "tell me more"?
[Cut to: The person on the couch, looking at their phone screen and sighing. Suddenly, a notification pops up: “New Patreon Post”]
Narrator:What if we told you there's a better way to get REAL support, without the couch or the awkward silence?
[Cut to: The person swiping through Patreon, smiling. The camera zooms in on the “Special 10” page.]
Narrator:Introducing: Patreon Special 10 – the only therapy where the side effects include inside jokes, lifelong friendships, and endless laughter!
[Cut to: People on a Zoom call, laughing together, one person holding a “#InsideJoke” sign. Someone else singing I’m a little teapot in the background .]
Narrator:What’s better than talking about your feelings with a therapist who can’t even laugh at your memes? How about a community where you can share them… and they get it. Instantly.
[Cut to: The original person now hanging out with their new online friends. They’re in a virtual hangout, laughing, sharing stories, and making ridiculous faces.]
Narrator (excited):You don’t just get advice, you get friends who’ll get your weirdness and send you the best memes – 24/7. It’s therapy, but with more pizza and way fewer feelings of being judged!
[Cut to: A quick montage of smiling faces, text messages with “LOL” and “You’re hilarious!” popping up on the screen.]
Narrator:And here’s the best part – all you need to donate is a little bit of time… and a tiny bit of money. That’s right! For the price of a fancy coffee, you’ll unlock a lifetime of good vibes and inside jokes. You’ll never be alone… unless you’re watching Netflix, but even then, we’re probably watching the same show.
[Cut to: The person from earlier now happily typing a message in a group chat with a smile on their face.]