The gods of pigskin did bless us with a coach
And a training cyborg Puma with a whole new approach
Then a few value vets we were able to poach
And everything looked as rosy as a brooch
Then the hammer came down with a giant blow
Setting its sights on our golden armed bro
And damaged the tendons that control the toe
What type of omen did this injury show
Could it be a penance to pay
In the short term, to affect the play
Of our defensive side, which needs to display
That it is ready and able to save the day
What are your thoughts my trio of soothsayers
Will we be missing our greatest of players
For more than a few weeks and a couple of dayers
KLUBYE and f$&k Raiders!