Please read this in a movie narrator voice for an action thriller movie (extra credit: action thriller theme music gets a patrion subscribtion ;) )
In a world where pain and suffering was the norm. Years of sorrow from a fan base pained with the sight of watching confetti fall from all colors none powder blue and yellow, all hope seemed to be lost. Until a hero emerged from the caves of Eugene Oregon. His arm so powerful it drew the mightiest warriors from across the land to join his side in the battle against the 31 savages in the National football League. SIR LADD MCONCKEY, NAJEE KNIGHT HARRIS,MICHAEL WIZARD WILLIAMS , AND THE NEWEST EDITION TYLER CONKLIN !!! (normal voice) ...and quinton johnston I guess.................................................ASKBOLT FAM!!!! will the Chargers have enough firepower to take Herbert onto his rightful heir as MVP? Do you suspect love is in the air even after our newest additon ?
Will we finally get navy colored helmets for this team!!! you know it looks good!!!
THE FURIOUS FIVE FIST OF THUNDER!!!
coming to a theater near you
k love you bye