(Wool Dog, I'd love an Al Pacino voice if possible.)
We all know why this team has been struggling. Oh yea. The bottom dwelling defense, the spotty offense, the abysmal game planning: it all stems back to...one thing. One problem that is dragging this entire team down. And we must get rid of it, if our team is to survive.
So...Justin Herbert, SHAVE THAT WISPY BEARD OFF YOUR FUCKING FACE, SO WE CAN GET BACK TO WINNING SOME GOD DAMN GAMES!
Thank you. Who-ha.