*use a sad/very worried voice.

Hi guys I have a problem..maybe someone can help...Ever since the news of Herbert getting his contract extension, I can't seem to get my weenie to go down. It is in a constant state of excitement and I am very worried that it may not go down for the next 7 years!!!!! What do I do???? It's beginning to cause problems in my daily life. Knocking things over all the time and having it hit the steering wheel every time I turn it!!! (*cry for about 5 seconds). I've had to wear all my pants with the zipper open! I guess it could be worse, like being a raider fan. I hope someone out there can relate to my issue since (*transition to a voice that brings the fucking energy)...ITS SO FUCKING AWESOME THAT WE LOCKED UP OUR QB AND WE ARE GONNA TAKE A DUMP ON ALL OUR OPPONENTS FACES! BTFU!!!!!