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What the Bolt????? I dont know what I am more shocked about, the fact that the Chargers actually pulled off a win, the fact that the team got a win in a game I tried not falling asleep too, the fact that they shutout Bill in Foxborough, or the fact that no matter how many times I looked throughout the day, there was no Charger Chat Instant Reaction! Definitely no Instant Reaction takes the cake.
Now onto more serious things..... 10-7 here we come baby! These WRs are gonna drop those passes all the way into the big show. These RBs are gonna run into the walls of the hopes and dreams of the opponents as they loose their spot in the playoffs. QJ is gonna do just enough to convince us fans that he has turned a corner, just to play patty cake with an important pass straight to the judges of your favorite cooking show at the end of games. But wait!! Dont forget about our secret weapon! "Now Presenting" some kid who nobody has ever heard of from Wisconsin named Erickson with the miraculous downfield catch to seal the game. And then we shove him back in the box at the back of the bus so he doesn't have to worry about being on the same page as Herbert for any other important moments in the game. But hey, if that isnt all enough to give you the confidence that this team is ready to contend for the Lombardi, then let me present to you, one of the top special team squads in the league. Not only will they make sure that the other team doesnt start with the ball outside of their own 10 but they will do just enough on punt returns to allow your offense to get into position for a field goal! This team is going places...especially with a defensive sceme that is so unpredictable how could it fail? I present to you the Los Angeles Chargers, the team that surely wont let you down!
Here's my question, What the Bolt is going on with this team? One week its Staley's fault, the next week its the players fault, then its the injuries fault, and then its the fault of Susan from accounting that just wanted to see everyone have a good time. I mean come on, there is so much potential for greatness and even in the games we are supposed to blow a team out of the water, we cant even dip our toes without screaming like little girls because its cold. I love my team and always will no matter what. I believe we will make the playoffs until they say we can't. Then I will find some raider fan and kick him in the shin and run, screaming FTR. Love you guys, till the wheels fall off...K Love you Bye