(Voice: Sexy Spider getting his ass sawed off by an angry Swedish meet ball)
Kyle The Coach Duggin. You are the little engine that keeps on chuggin. So, I bow out and look to give you one big Huggin. You will always put the itch in my twitch. The source of knowledge that makes me rich. Hopefully, a future brother that I will never ditch. It’s getting a little sappy, but I hope this makes you happy. Let me take one more shot because you know I like to make it hot. I will forever be your Achilles heel. Tell me, how does that make you feel? But right here, right now, let's make a deal. You will coordinate one game this season to meet you in person so our feuds will no longer worsen. Maybe in KC, where the Red Seas will part. Or in Nashville, where we can pull it down and let out a music city fart. Tell me, Kyle, was this ode to you pretty cool? I need my answer now, because I pity you, yah fool.
Now for the real question
1). I’m not sure Loveland will be there when we draft. That being said, which scenario would you like?
-Trade Up for Loveland
-Draft TE in the 2nd round
-Trade for Kyle Pitts if it was an option over signing T Higgins
-eat an uncrustable daily
K Luv U Bye!