Would you rather?

* P Mahomes aka offbrand Kermit voice* Good evening Mr. Wooldog, Mr. Huggin and the mothafuckin Coach. It’s ya boy Kermit. I was sitting at home gulping down some glizzies and wondered. Would you rather:

get a tattoo of J Herbo riding into the sunset on a stallion across your entire back

or

Have as many kids as Philip Rivers😳

Thanks for doing your thing, you guys kill it.