The Chargers no longer Charger The QBs let them swing but Herbos was larger The Chargers no longer Charger As Goldmember may query, who’s your fajhuer Justin Herbert, like of course… umm duh!!! This conversation goes no farther Do you agree my friends  Does this win mean that Chargering ends? KLUBYE  F the Raiders and their friends And what’s with Burrows NKOTB style frosted ends

Paddy cake paddy cake who’s having fun Watching our D stop the pass & the run And collecting up sacks by the ton Then basking in the glow that’s bright as the sun Win ugly or win pretty I really don’t care how As long as the wins continue and don’t stop now For if they do I’ll be having myself a cow  Like MaHomes when he cries “STOP IT! OW!” Only one question I ask of you  Who’s got better… no really, who KLUBYE & BTFU RAIDERS SUCK MY BUTT BRAH… COO-COO-CACHOO

Happy, happy fun times to be had by all For we ran and passed and kicked the ball As well as some ass as the Browns did crawl To write type out their feelings in a bathroom stall It was great to hang with the special 10’s Both on Saturday on Zoom, then Sunday again  Reacting to the game live with Woolfog and Kevin So today I must say that I’m feeling quite zen Here’s my question so answer it true After yesterday’s game, who’s your Boo If you don’t understand what I’m asking of you Which player most impressed you most ya Foo  KLUBYE, BTFU and FTR

Short and sweet shall we keep these words For my wish is to address a Saintly turd Who tried to bend Herbo’s leg into thirds Yes! I’m referring to Sir Dumbass Shepherd If Derwin James gets a one game suspension Then you get that, plus 3, as well as detention And at least a dozen strongly worded mentions In the Social Media bully pulpit dimension With all that said I must decree That Señior Roman sits not well with me As I hear the broadcast pundits inquiry Why won’t they let loose the Saint’s rookie Should we not do the same with our proven stud And not make him look foolish or like some kind of dud Like he’s running uphill both ways through the mud Please make it stop! Like really fast, with a thud KLUBye and BTFU We’re still above .500 it’s true buttercup And if you don’t like that then you can surely suck my butt And F the Raiders for, well, you know what P.S. Be Still my Hart!!! Huge shout out to our late round rookie corners who are proving that EVERY draft pick has value. P.P.S Did you guys love Herbert’s crazy eyes after La D D’s second touchdown as much as I did? That needs to be added to your next intro update for sure!

Two and oh when his heart palpates Jokes our coach, one of the greats For losing is something that his heart hates Plus the altitude in the mile high state But he’s okay, he’s doing fine And the Chargers are aging like good wine As Justin Herbert’s beginning to shine Like a heady beer in a German Stein But I’ll digress and make my query Who’s the next opponent that we should feary KLUBYE And F the Raiders with a a big sharp speary

Hello my friends it’s been a bit Since I’ve shared my rhyming wit But please don’t fret or throw a fit I did not leave nor have I quit I’ve just been busy with Jersey Boys Providing folks with cheer and joys While keeping tabs on our teams new toys And annoying the Raider’s crazy fan boys Here’s my question plain and true Who’s got it better then me and you NOBODY baby, it is so true Now let’s beat them Steelers black and powder blue KLUBYE AND BTFU PS in the words of Good Will Hunting, Hey Raiders… how do you like dem apples?

We haven’t looked great but we don’t care And yes our QB’s foot is under repair  But theirs no need to stop and stare It’s the younger players chance to prepare  Panic mode is not yet due As Herbert’s boot is now a shoe And our coaching staff knows to do  To turn around this motley crew  Do you fellas need a huggin After the release of señior Duggin  Can I buy you some beers fit for chuggin  At Thunder Alley (let’s get that plug in) KLUBye and do you know what? F$&k the Raiders, they can suck my butt

The sky is falling says the little chicken Here comes the wolf the boy keeps predicting  But a huff and a puff does not blow the brick in It’s still just pre season 1.0 And yes the offense was offensive bro Without our savior who sat out with a toe But please don’t panic over such a skewed sample The positivity should still be quite ample And the Raiders butts we shall still totally trample Here’s my question for the three of yous Did Duggan’s performance give you the blues And how soon until Herbo’s back in shoes KLUBYE and upper deck the Raiders with chunky poo’s

The gods of pigskin did bless us with a coach And a training cyborg Puma with a whole new approach Then a few value vets we were able to poach And everything looked as rosy as a brooch Then the hammer came down with a giant blow Setting its sights on our golden armed bro And damaged the tendons that control the toe What type of omen did this injury show Could it be a penance to pay In the short term, to affect the play Of our defensive side, which needs to display That it is ready and able to save the day What are your thoughts my trio of soothsayers Will we be missing our greatest of players For more than a few weeks and a couple of dayers KLUBYE and f$&k Raiders!

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If a question be asked it should also be heard So sayeth the brothers and their third And shortly there after,  a press conference occurred With the reporters voices no longer being detoured Dare I think… nay, dare I say The Charger Chat boys hold such sway That speak into being their words just may Influence the brass in such a huge way Bravo my friends for achieving such power As to make the gods of social media cower At the might you wield as you do tower Like the sun doth shine brightly over a flower All kidding aside, it is pretty darn cool That now a question asked is a question heard too Saving the necessity to call the team fools For not implementing such an obvious tool KLUBYE till the next class is schooled PS tell a Raider a day to suck my butt PPS is intellectual barbarism the coolest phrase ever or what?

Christopher Walken voice In honor of my guy, Mr BigRedBoltsFan getting cast in a production of Jersey Boys where he will be playing Gyp DeCarlo, the role that I myself portrayed on the big screen, I will be reading one of my favorite poems on his behalf this week. Twinkle, twinkle, little star How I wonder what you are Up above the world so high Like a diamond in the sky Twinkle, twinkle little star How I wonder what you are KLUBYE and F&$k the Raiders in the face with a soldering iron

I can’t wait for the start of camp When the pundits chonees do become damp And we declare to be the off-season champ Fore I am going mad and banging my fists And I swear to Thor that I’ll be so pissed If one more joker doth post a list Of top the ten arses he’s wishing he’d kissed So rescue me my trio of friends Answer this question and make it all end What basket o’ gifts would ye send If a Pro-Bowl did make one of our tight ends KLUBYE til we meet again

Eenie meenie mynee moe Catch a topic by the toe This off season has got to go Fore the less we hear the less we know Here’s a query for your reply It was well thought out, you cannot deny If you could choose to have two player’s strengths Like Bosa’s power and Parham’s lengths Which would you choose and tell us why I look forward to your answers, KLUBYE Bolt the f”$k up and FTR PS can you believe that the word length is the only one that rhymes with strength? For what it’s worth, perhaps I should have gone with girth.

This week I’ve been searching for some inspiration But all I’ve found is pain and perspiration And in my brain a tickling sensation To randomly shout f&$k the Raiders and their nation Alas that would be less than becoming And likely result in my need to be running Like Forrest Gump (squirrel!) that Jenny was stunning Take a chill my friends, you know I’m just funning Here is my question, sorry to ramble What will be your biggest Bolts gamble KLUBYE, Bolt the f$&k up and don’t you dare change that channel

It’s the true off season and there’s no sound to be heard Except “cricket… cricket… cricket” or the occasional bird The lines between fantasy and reality seem to be blurred “WHAT WAS THAT?” Oh, it was just a phantom update I thought I’d heard Sadly though nay as there’s nothing going down Besides my spirits and these empty bottles of brown “HEY! Are you looking at me pal like I’m some kind of clown?” Alas, even the great Joe Pesci can’t cure me of this frown. Help us dear friends! How can we cope? Without turning to things that rhyme with mope? Daggumit I feel like a useless dope… Wait… If the dish ran away with the spoon, does that mean that they eloped? This ABF isn’t going as I’d hoped KLUBYE and f*@k the Raiders with fat frozen rope PS, The little teapot was both steamed up and dope.

I missed a week, what a shame, what a shock Was I in traffic, or a coma, or had I forgot? Could it have been…. Dare I say… . Writers block?!? Nay you nit! it was a holiday That coincided with my born on day  Plus I had my daughter and her friend at play So the time unfortunately slipped away  Yet I had much fun with the special 10 It was so much fun I wished it not end  But end it did…. And without coach Kyle my friend  Despite the calls and the pleas that we did send  We agreed on a punishment did we not Something about singing about a teapot That gets tipped over when it gets hot I personally like the sound of that plot K Love U Bye and this time what the heck, let’s not F the Raider’s, let us gift them an upper deck

Is it just another day? Nay, Nay, Nay! It’s f’n TODAY! With an enthusiasm unknown to mankind we shall attack it I say! But was it a good one? Nay, it was anF’n great day. McCockey got all logged up and said let’s GO!!! Rice says it’s the details that need your energy YO Jim believes we’ve gotten far but says we have further to go But we’re not starting fast, we’re going nice and slow Then the speed will build, steady and fair Until we’re going so fast we lift up into the air “I call it the glide theory” he said with a stare. The rookies are merging onto the 405 He says his job is help them when they drive  And get them up to speed so they thrive What is your favorite take from this week of mini camp What made ye hard and what made ye damp K LUV U BYE and F the Super Bowl champ

Life is good! Life is good!! Life is good… good.. good… good … Life is Gooooooooooood!!!! How is life…….??? Is it good? Nay!!! It’s GOOD! K Luv U Bye Sssshhhhhhh Life is good! PS let’s not get sour But F the Raiders for several hours With a Bobble Head statue of Brock Bowers

The draft is coming soon and thus so am I  (Come on Big Red keep it classy, shall we try) And we need more intel fam, we need us a spy The waiting tortures me so… the knowing not who is our guy Alas we shall know all in due time  And I am certain the choice will be sublime (Nay not the band but the state of mind) Then all the pundits will be calm and kind While they tell us which vets we shall now sign My question for you, my trio of friends  Where do we stand when this weeks draft ends?  With stacks of fresh talent or just a few high ends? K Luv U Bye and  F the Raiders from both ends (not for reals though, just for pretends)