Alright you silly bitches, it’s time to hear your bold predictions for the season! Mine: Chargers will go undefeated through week 9

With our offensive struggles being what they are, we need some silver lining. Breakdown some examples of where pieces of our offense is executing well.

What in tarnation?! Did you guys see Rich Eisen’s latest claim on the Raiders? He has those silly bitches sweeping the Bolts!! Get the hell outa here! I can’t fuckin’ wait for week one. Revenge is gonna be finger lickin’ good 👌 What’s your prediction for the Chargers record in the division? I’m going 4-2. And you know what, Bolts are gonna sweep those soap droppin’ prison dwellers…Why? Cuz fuck Eisen & fuck the Raiders. K luv ya bye

I think it’d be cool to dig into the rivalry between the Chargers & Raiders. What events lead to is having such an intense rivalry. Any big game highlights or noteworthy fan brawls? Buddy from work is a Browns fan and was a bit skeptical when I compared our rivalry to the Browns & Steelers.

Alright you fuckin‘ hooligans… it’s way too early to be talking fantasy. But you can’t drop a bomb like you did and not expect me to jump on it like a dog in heat. I want in this bitch! Let’s do this 😁 What’s the most unique league you’ve been in? My favorite was our beer bet league. Each week the head to head teams put a 6 pack of beer on the line. Ultimate league loser bought the keg for the Super Bowl Party and had to drink from a sippy cup.

Which Bolt Player would you choose to win in a match of Mortal Kombat? What would his fatality move be? I’m going with Austin Ekeler where he rips the dude’s spine out and starts wailing on it like a guitar.

Who else read Weddle’s post SB commentary? The dude is still really salty about how the Chargers did him. I remember Weddle being one of my favorite players in my early years of being a Bolt fan. I’m glad he was able to cap off his career with a SB ring. But now, I’m really curious as to how the relationship between the Chargers & Weddle came to such a sour end. Was the Bolt’s front office really that shitty (fining the dude for watching his daughter’s half-time show is fucked) or is there more to the story? Can anyone shed some light on the details?

Starting ‘em young! My wife the hobbyist made my Grogu infatuated son this shirt (don’t mind the spaghetti stain 🤣). I‘m a bit jealous actually…

Screw it…I say we bring Phil back as 3rd string QB. Let Herbert get schooled up by one of the best, and Phil gets a ride to a Super Bowl win 😁

Anyone else that’s watching this game get the feeling the Chiefs are intentionally throwing the game? I have a theory, they know they aren’t getting the 1 seed, they scared of facing Chargers in the first round… 🤔