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Derwin's Dirty Duck
Sep 09, 2024
In Ask Boltfam
A 'W' and a huge upgrade at 'JK''...... (JK Dobbins for Josh Kelley) Great to get a win in that manner - without Herbert shining. My question is - what was the best QB performance of week 1 from any team? Not just stats - but someone who you might have thought "Wow - they exceeded expectations"?
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Derwin's Dirty Duck
Mar 15, 2024
In Ask Boltfam
Been a lot of moves for us in the last few days. Most in which I can get on board with..... But Keenan Allen to the Bears. My heart is broken... He has been the safety blanket for as long as I have been a fan.... Please fellas - make this pain go away.... What's your best Keenan Allen memory? On or off the field.... Just put my heart back together please...
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Derwin's Dirty Duck
Dec 11, 2023
In Ask Boltfam
(SLIDE ME IN THE MIDDLE SOMEWHERE TO BREAK UP SOME OF THE NEGATIVE NANCIES CONTRIBUTING TO THIS POD - THEY WILL ALL CONTINUE TO WHINGE AND WHINE AND CARRY ON BUT GUESS WHAT...... THEY"LL ALL KEEP SUPPORTING THIS TEAM - WELL THE ONES THAT MATTER WILL ANYWAY). So Herbert gone for the season with a broken digit. Kids hands must be made of butter. Anyway - hope he mends well and comes back firing next season. But.... It's Stick time.... They must like something about this kid to keep him there for i think 5 seasons now. He made some good throws in the 2nd half in what must have felt like being a 'deer in headlights' to him. I'm keen to see what the boy can do over the next few weeks with some consistent reps with the #1 squad. The season is over so let's just enjoy this story line for now and see if Stick Boy can win some games.... Do you all think he can step up and put some 'W's' on the board???
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Derwin's Dirty Duck
Dec 04, 2023
In Ask Boltfam
Our boy Herbert is defiantely in a lean patch right now - but I think we are not really considering all the factors contributing to his performance. We are again, short in key positions. Our receiving core is short staffed and we are leaning on players who either don't have the experience or simply aren't elite players. Guyton has come off a large injury - nowhere near his best. Ekeler has struggled since coming back from injury. Keenan obviously still killing it but also carrying some niggles. Herbert simply doesn't have the tools to 'excel' at the moment. Bottom line is - Herbert has been hitting players on the chest still - they just aren't making the catches. That Parham one today stalled our momentum. The one from Q the other week killed us and then Keenan's drop in the EndZone aswell. And I think both ourselves and the media are really underestimating the loss of Mike Williams. Mike just made those 50/50 catches all the time. He is an absolute ELITE WR with freakishly gifted awareness and athleticness. We need to stop comparing Q to Mike and let him develop. Lets put the pitch forks away and get behind this guy - he might turn into the player we drafted. I'm with you Quentin - breathe and it'll come. Anyway - my question - Who the hell is Alex Erickson?
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Derwin's Dirty Duck
Nov 19, 2023
In Ask Boltfam
1:47 to go in the 4th at time of posting. Just punted. Hoping for a stop... Regardless.... Unfortunately, Staley needs to go. Isn't the definition of insanity doing the same thing over and over and expect a different result??? You don't even need to know football to see there is a problem here... How can he possibly keep sticking to this "bend don't break" mentality on defence. It's beyond embarrassing now. We made Jordan Love look like Dan Marino... Been some Bellicheck talk of late... But who else is a possible candidate??? Or who would you like to see? P.s. Just got the ball back with 1:20 to go and no time outs.. let's hope Herbert is fucking David Blayne right here..
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Derwin's Dirty Duck
Nov 13, 2023
In Ask Boltfam
Justin Herbert - 27/40 - 323 yards and 4 TD passes. We obviously won right? Fellas? We won right? Surely???? But what a game to watch.. Entertainment at its finest. All out offensive football. As for the defence, neither team could cover my 90 year old grandma with a walking frame... Has me thinking - what is the best "game" or stat line that you remember from a Chargers QB in a loss? Like do you remember any times where Rivers balled out in a loss??? P.S. how bloody good is Tony Romo in the commentary box?!? Can he please do every Chargers game!
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Derwin's Dirty Duck
Oct 30, 2023
In Ask Boltfam
My golly gosh... So glad we took the win... Maybe my post last week was a week early.. You know, the one where I made a prediction on a win over KC and a breakout game for Derwin and Quentin.. Both these guys looked better this week... Herbert - enough said. Way to silence the media my man. Can't believe the way they have come for him over the past 2 weeks. 2 bad games and they are talking about him like he is Derek Fucking Carr. Anyway - how great is it to have a reliable kicker? Dicker the god damn kicker. He just makes kicks. Considering this is an area we have absolutely sucked in for years, how good does it feel? Anyway - my question is - how the hell did the Broncos beat KC? I didn't see any of the game. What adjustments did they make after watching KC beat us? Surely they learnt alot from our game?... Would love to know your thoughts... What can we take from that for our upcoming games against the Chiefs and the ponies?
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Derwin's Dirty Duck
Oct 22, 2023
In Ask Boltfam
Great win from the fellas today. How good is beating the Chiefs?!? Good to see Derwin James back to some form with some big plays and no brain-dead moments. Also - QJ - breakout game for him - excited to see what he can from here! P.s. wrote this post 20 minutes before kick off... How did I do??? My question is - regardless of today's results -who is your "unsung" hero so far this season? Which player has stepped up or impressed you the most unexpectedly? And you can pick the same player. I'll go first - Kenneth Murray - he has been a pleasant surprise.
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Derwin's Dirty Duck
Sep 25, 2023
In Ask Boltfam
Man... What a game... I'll say nothing about Staley today... I'm sure there has been enough said... I wanna just stick by him.. Justin Herbert though... WOW! (In Sebastian Joseph Day voice) - "That boy Superman. Justin Herbert is superman'. (Back to normal voice) 405 yards. Some absolute dimes. How about the 2nd TD pass to Parham. A laser, a freaking laser. Keenan Allen - I'll say it again - That boy is like a fine wine - he gets better with age. But what has me really confused, perplexed and befuddled... Who the hell is this new guy wearing the 9 jersey on defence and where the heck did Kenneth Murray go? Dear god.... That boy has come from nowhere to be elite the last 2 rounds. I love K9, I really love it. My question - Quentin Johnson - we haven't seen alot of him - I would expect that a 1st round pick WR would play an instant impact. Do you think this is more a reflection on the quality of our receiving core or do you think maybe Quentin hasn't progressed enough in our offence yet? Is he going to be the star he was slated to be when we drafted him? Thoughts? Time for me to hit the 'frog and toad' fellas. FTV. K Wuv U Bye
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Derwin's Dirty Duck
Sep 18, 2023
In Ask Boltfam
Don't say it..... Don't say it..... Don't say it......... FUCCCCKKKKKKK! Ok - I feel better and have got the negatives out of the way... Let's flip the script! Time to be perfectly and proficiently positive! Keenan Allen man. Like a fine wine... he get's better with age... Let's just take a sec to appreciate him. Kenneth Murray. K9 had some DAWG in him on Sunday. Not a faultless performance - but perhaps the best he has played in the powder blue. Tuli. Found his feet this week and I'd expect him to become a large part of this defence in the years to come. Looked good on the edge and gave some serious pressure..... Loved it... But excitingly - Derius Davis man... He just looks like he is about to break the game open on every return. Not any thing huge this time around but it is coming....... I can feel it... My question is - Can we do this? Are we still a playoff caliber team? Can you see it coming together? I just get this horrible feeling that it's going to be another season with a talented roster that amounts to nothing. Tell me it's going to be OK. Hold me. Cuddle me... Please... Just please tell me it's going to be alright.....
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Derwin's Dirty Duck
Sep 11, 2023
In Ask Boltfam
Fellas..... Feeling shattered.... But it's week 1.... We lost to a team that in my opinion will be greatly improved this season... Tua is the real deal - he is hard to dislike... 466 yards - wow. But this post is purely to throw some support around JC Jackson... I'm sure the this weeks Ask BoltFam may have some negative comments about JC... But I just want everyone to take it Easy on JC. He was injured on the 24th of October last year with a FULL rupture of the patellar tendon... We've all heard the unlikelyness of return to play after this injury, let alone ever getting back to the same level.. There is no doubt JC was average on Sunday - he was made to look pretty poor... But - this was Tyreek Hill man... We've seen that guy many times before and there are no corners in the game who can lock him down.. The bloke is an absolute freak.. It's not like he was getting beaten by Phillip Dorsett or Hunter Renfrow... It was Tyreek bloody Hill! He made a big blunder on the intercept by not going down in the End Zone, and it really cost us - the pussy porpoises made us pay pretty much instantly... But.... Put yourself inside his head in that moment - he suffered a likely career ending injury 10 and a half months ago. He has put blood, sweat, tears into this return... No one has worked harder than JC to get back on the field... This man has $40 million in guaranteed money - he could have just cruised through rehab and slept each night on a bed of $100 bills... But no - not JC... So I can forgive him for thinking a little unclear in that moment... He takes a INT and after what he has been through - I have no doubt that the mind was a bit foggy and the brain maybe not computing things properly and quite simply, the emotions of the last 10 and a half months would have hit him hard.. Anyway - I'm just saying - I'm with JC and I look forward to watching the rest of this comeback... You've already done the Bolt Gang proud mate and I'm certain, that we will see the best of you - your desire will shine through and the organisation and us fans will be rewarded.. Also - I know it's a loss - but how good is having football back... What was your favourite non-charger moment of week 1? (and you can't all say the Chiefs losing hahaha)
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Derwin's Dirty Duck
Jan 16, 2023
In Ask Boltfam
Ok - I'm going to get this off my chest early in this post. 27 - 0. Run the damn ball. We have a couple of brilliant nut truckers so run it. Instead - we spend the whole 2nd half snapping the ball with 10-15 secs left on the play clock. Run it. Damn. Anyway - let's get to the good stuff. As much as everything hurts right now and will take me a long, long, long time to get over this, we had some shining lights this season. Herbert - 3 years in and he is without a doubt the stud we know he is. We have ourselves a franchise QB. Ekeler - Man oh man is this guy good. He is the whole package. JK - He has emerged, and to think, we haven't even see Spiller really. We will have a choice to make in a few years time and damn it will be good. Michael Davis - This guy can ball. Zont - He was a steal in the draft. Love everything about him. Van-Noy - Stud. Just a leader and a stud. D-line - Much improved, we can indeed stop the run and we should only get stronger here. Salyer - Way to get in there replacing one of the best in the game and do a bloody job. This guy is gonna be great. And of course - the team at the Charger Chat. Man I look forward to your episodes dropping each week - they get me through those long days at work or those gruelling gym sessions. Anyway - let's say, next year, we are in the Superbowl - tell me why? What changes will we make that will get us there?
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Derwin's Dirty Duck
Dec 12, 2022
In Ask Boltfam
What is 6 foot 5 inches, has a glorious mane like an adolescent Simba and can launch dimes ALL DAY LONG? Our boy. Our leader amongst men. Our absolute superstar of a QB. The great man - J FUCKING Herbert. Man did he ball out against that team of flipper wannabees. Who needs pre-workout when you have the absolute euphoria of a prime time Chargers win over an 8 and 4, team of friendly sea mammals... So many fans have been losing their minds over the past few weeks especially with the Lombardi hate but man..... Hakuna Matata... We have a genuine shot at the playoffs. It's in our hands. Big shout out to my boy - "Hot4Herby" - the captain of all nut. Bolt Up! Kay wuv yew buy.
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Derwin's Dirty Duck
Nov 28, 2022
In Ask Boltfam
Well, well, well - would you look at that! 6 and 5 baaaabbbbbbbbyyyyyyy! Let's just take a second to bask in the glory of a winning record... However you look at the season so far, we have a winning record and again have a playoff run in our own hands - just got to play some god damn football. Herbie - I love you. Like truly love you. As for my boy DJ... what a stud... So my question is - in the absence of so many stars and again a few more unfortunate injuries - who is the player that most needs to step up? Which player needs to grab the bull by the horns and ride that bitch for the last half a dozen rounds if we are going to make the playoffs? Look forward to your answers. Family, Trust, Respect. Kay, wuv yew, buy.
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Derwin's Dirty Duck
Oct 24, 2022
In Ask Boltfam
(Use an Aussie voice as usual - but way sader than normal) Man oh man... This one hurt. I was rooting for JC so bad today and to see anyone go down like that is bloody horrible. Keenan back - but obviously on a pitch count, but nice to see him suited... I could talk negatives all day - but you know what, I'm just not that guy... (More upbeat voice now please) But let's look at some stuff - we are still 4 - 3.... It's not the end of the world... We are a beaten up team who has won some tight games this year... We would normally lose those every single bloody time... I reckon that's the sign of a good team - playing shit, beaten up and still winning games...... The Seahawks are a better team than everyone gives them credit for... Let's all just take a deep breath for a second.... Inhale.......... Exhale........ We are Chargers fans baby - we need to ride the highs and the lows.... Surely you are all yoused to this by now (Change voice to be a little more sexy) .......but i'm telling you, when one day - we see our boy Herbie, all 6 foot 6 inches of that glorious man meat, with his golden mane of chivalrous hair and that smile, oh boy oh boy that smile that could light up a room.... All 245 pounds of beautiful flesh with a bone structure to rival that of the most beautiful holywood actors - holding that damn superbowl trophy above his head - this will all be worth it. And every single ounce of god damn pain they have put us through will be worth it. Anyway - my question is - outside of football.... Who is your biggest man crush and why?
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Derwin's Dirty Duck
Oct 02, 2022
In Ask Boltfam
(Aussie accent) Never easy to get a win in this league so we should all be stoked with the Texans game. 2-2 with the season heating up - not a terrible place to be. D-Line obviously was great with guys stepping up into the void left by the big bear. They went off like a frog in a sock. Slayer also doing a phenomenal job for a rookie. But can we just take a minute and send the big guy Trey Pipkens some love?!? Cops a lot of heat, but thought he was great against the Texans. Ekeler snapped off some great runs on his side on Sunday, and a couple of Pipkens "sealing" blocks lead to touchdowns. Much improved performance. What were his QB pressure stats for this game? How many did he and the O-line allow? Would love to know the stats of you guys have them.. This season is just getting started... Give me a fucking Booooooyaaaaaahhhh!
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Derwin's Dirty Duck
Sep 26, 2022
In Ask Boltfam
You can choose the voice. Do something fitting. Long time Charger fan here from Australia. Love the podcast, Love the Chargers. An early morning today to get up and watch our Chargers get blown out by the Jags. Right from the start i just had bad vibes. We just never seemed to be in it or interested. The only thing I'll blame the staff for is playing Herbie. He is our long term franchise QB and to play him when we are 1-1 at the start of a long season seems kind of silly. Am I happy? No... Did I enjoy the game? No. Am I still positive about the season? Fucking hell Yeah! These fellas will bounce back. We were missing some absolute key players today - Linsley out is HUGE! J.C. Jackson missing - absolutely massive. Amazing pass blocker and the leader of the line. J.C. Jackson missing - absolutely massive! Then a few others going down, including Slater and Bosa. The Bosa loss nullified a lot of our pass rush.. We never looked deadly with the d-line today. A couple had flashes but nothing sustained. But geeeez.... Keenan being out is such a huge loss... He is just so key as that safety blanket for Herbert when needed... Will be nice to see him back against the Texans making big plays. Just wanted to say - everyone needs to calm down - we will be OK! In a few weeks time, when we are all healthy and our offence is firing and our defence is shutting teams down, we wont be worried about the Jags.... Any - cheer up, bolt up and get behind the fellas before game 4! Oh and also - family, trust, respect.
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Derwin's Dirty Duck
Sep 08, 2022
In Ask Boltfam
(In the voice of Adam Sandler talking to Mr Penguin in the cult film Billy Madison) Hi guys. Huge fan of the podcast all the way from the Central Coast, New South Wales, Australia... So unbelievably pumped for the new season. Feels like it's been years since the heartbreaking OT loss to the dirty Raiders. My question to you is about the run Defense. Last season, our run defence was about as secure as a wet paper bag - obviously ranking 32nd. I keep having flashbacks to the Browns game with Nick Chubb running the ball down our throats. Some obvious key signings in this have been made - Sebastian-Day, Mack, Van-Noy, Reeder etc. Are these names big enough and good enough to actually turn us into a top 10 run Defense??? I want to know - Will we be able to stop the run this year? Family, trust, respect. K love you bye.
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